Garfield's words of wisdom

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot of info in our heads... So I'm not FAT.. I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold all the info so it started filling up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"

:)

Tug of War

Love

is like a

"TUG OF WAR"...


if you know




you can't win,


let go of the rope!



because...


sometimes,



there's more satisfaction in seeing



the other side





stumble...




^^

till death do us part...

If you love something set it free.


If it comes back,

it will always be yours.



If it doesn't come back,


it was never yours to begin with.


But, if it just sits in your living room,


messes up your stuff,

eats your food,


uses your telephone,


takes your money


and doesn't appear to realize


you had set it free...


then you either


married it or


gave birth to it.


^^

spongebob and patrick

Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone?





Patrick: Wait for you to come back.


Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt.

“they lived happily once upon a time.”

Fairy tales usually start with

“once upon a time…”

And ends up with

“they lived happily ever after.”


But in married life,


It’s actually

“they lived happily once upon a time.”

Here’s a secret about being YOUNG:

Eat properly,

Exercise regularly,

Get plenty of rest,

Avoid stress,




And lie about your age. :)

“TIME WILL PASS BUT WILL YOU????” =)

School Room:



The professor didn’t like the way the students kept looking at the clock.


So he put this sign above it:


“TIME WILL PASS BUT WILL YOU????” =)

HALLMARK CARDS that you can send to your EX:


FRONT
-As the day goes by. I think of how lucky I am…



INSIDE
-That you’re not here to ruin it for me.


FRONT
-I’ve always wanted someone to have and to hold, someone to love…


INSIDE
-After meeting you I’ve changed my mind.



FRONT
-I must admit you brought Religion to my life…




INSIDE
-I never believed in hell till I met you!








:)
:)

from BUgS BunNy with L-O-V-E

"I like dead-end signs...



I think they are kind.


At least they have the decency to let you know...









you are going nowhere... (ñ_ñ)

THE PARADOX OF LIFE

-Everybody wants to live a long life, but nobody wants to get old.





-Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.





&






-Nobody seems to realize that in our Life's Journey, no one has ever reached the finish line ALIVE... :)

just break the f door

"don't waste a minute for not being happy. If one door closes RUN to the WINDOW...






or....





JUST BREAK THE F*CKING DOOR!!!

stupid me

They say:

"SMART people usually have stupid hearts."








I say:

"With the rate my stupid heart is going, damn! I must be a freaking genius!"...

shoot to kill

The best way to heal a heart that has been broken is to…

KILL that person who made it happen…

Inspiring…:(

temptation

"BY persistently remaining single, you're slowly converting yourself into a PERMANENT PUBLIC TEMPTATION!"


-hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!